Jingle Bell Riot

[Count-In] One-two-three-four! [Verse 1] Mom said keep it quiet, keep the sweater on Grandma's on the sofa and the eggnog's gone Bobby found the sleigh bells, tied 'em to his shoe Now the whole front room is shakin' like a drunk kazoo [Pre-Chorus] Tinsel in my collar, angel on the floor Somebody's kid brother kicked the kitchen door [Chorus] Jingle bell riot, hey! Knock the star down, watch it sway! We ain't sorry, ain't gonna pray It's the best worst Christmas day! Jingle bell riot, hey! [Verse 2] Dad's asleep by seven with a paper hat Cousin Rick is dancin' on the welcome mat Somebody spilled the punch bowl on the mistletoe Nobody's cleanin' nothin', let the good times blow [Pre-Chorus] Ornaments are bouncin' like a rubber ball Wrote our names in candy cane across the wall [Chorus] Jingle bell riot, hey! Knock the star down, watch it sway! We ain't sorry, ain't gonna pray It's the best worst Christmas day! Jingle bell riot, hey! [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] [soft] Tree's on the carpet, needles everywhere [loud] And I never felt this happy, I don't even care! So ring 'em loud, ring 'em wrong This is where we all belong! [Chorus] Jingle bell riot, hey! Knock the star down, watch it sway! We ain't sorry, ain't gonna pray It's the best worst Christmas day! Jingle bell riot, hey! [Outro] [shout] Hey! Hey! Hey! Merry mess, gimme more of that noise! One-two-three-four!